You Know You're A Med Student When...

I'm getting through medical school with the help and support from friends, family, and "those who have come before me." This is my way of passing the torch and sharing my thoughts for those who are about to set foot of the same path. WE ALL GET BY WITH THE HELP OF FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS.

Monday, October 09, 2006

4th Semester Factoid: Monday


Okay, so today, I learned about blood (yes!). Let's face it, most medical students are fascinated with blood... we were the kids who picked at scabs to see what they would do, who didn't cry when it came to getting shots. (or maybe, i'm the only weirdo).

The normal human body (given "normal" weight) has approx. 5 L of blood. Normal blood donation is 1 "unit," which is about 500 ml...equivalent to 10% of your blood. Now, 10% may not seem like such a large fraction, but it's enough to set your body into compensatory mechanisms, like tachycardia (increased heart rate), and vessel constriction (to help raise blood pressure). (Okay, so I already knew this from 2nd semester, but we relearned it today).

Onto med pysch...we learned about defense mechanisms. The typical adult male defense mechanism is known as Intellectualizaion. It's the whole find it, fix it, principle without taking into account the other person's feelings. Let's role play:

Female: "wah, wah, wah. I had a bad day because Janey thought that my shoes didn't match my purse and earrings."

Male: Well, maybe you should just stick with matching to brown and black, that way, you won't have a problem."

Stop right there! What he should have done was said “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Let me give you a hug. We’ll go shopping later for some new accessories together, and it will be my treat.”

Guys, the lesson to learn here is to keep your mouth shut and just give us a hug.



Side note: Joke from med pysch today about defense mechanisms: how do med students channel anger and aggression? By becoming surgeons. :)

3 Comments:

  • At October 12, 2006 7:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i'm not so sure about it's a defense mechanism thing. in the world of guys, the announcement of a problem by the speaker provides an opportunity for the listener to demonstrate his wisdom (and perhaps superiority) by announcing a solution. The other option for guys is to make fun of the speaker for having a problem, so the girl with the shoe situation got off light. It takes a number of years for most guys to figure out that these two approaches aren't terribly effective when dealing with women.

     
  • At October 12, 2006 12:03 PM, Blogger Dr J said…

    I promise you, it is an actual defense mechanism that we learned in class (although I came up with the example). The prof said that this defense mechanism seemed to be used by most males, who rationalize when their significant other comes to them with a problem. The male forgets about the emotions (hence, why the defense mechanism is called intellecutalization).

    Hey, it's what we learned. That doesn't mean that i necessarily believe in all of this goobidy-goo. I mean, the whole oral/anal fixation thing from Freud? Please.

     
  • At October 13, 2006 11:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Odd that Freud would bring that up. Have you ever seen a picture of Frued WITHOUT a cigar?

     

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